What's more amazing?

What's more amazing?

1.) That the Chinese pulled the stunt of trying to make their image look better by switching little girls to sing because one was cuter than the other?

2.) That the real singer was that amazing at only 7 freaking years old?

3.) That the 9 year old girl was actually able to completely pull of the lip syncing performance flawlessly? Good thing that isn't an Olympic event -- yet anyway... I'm sure it's coming though and will be performed between badminton matches.

4.) Opening Ceremonies.

5.) The fact that they have zero intention of apologizing or even trying to make it right?

6.) Michael Phelps.

7.) Canadian divers thighs.

8.) 33 year old gymnast.

9.) Bella and Marta looking identical.

10.) 12 year old Chinese gymnasts... losing baby teeth and 60 lbs. True story.

11.) Smog worse than LA.

12.) Spanish BB team making slant eyes picture... including Pao Gasol. Jason Kidd is right by saying that the USA team would be kicked out of Olympics.

13.) Iron Cross.

14.) Mens swimmers wearing womens bathing suits.

15.) Badminton and Air Rifle being an Olympic sport while Softball will not be.

16.) Not one American name on USA men's gymnastics team.

17.) Bob Costas actually understanding what the hell Bella is saying.

18.) Men's Basketball team not winning a game by 20 points.

19.) How sexy our Misty May and Kerry Walsh look in their tiny "uniforms".

20.) Michael Phelps being pissed off for setting World Record after swimming entire race with goggles filled with water.

I could go on and on.....