Eagle comments...
Hilarious -- I can't believe they really said these things.
Hilarious -- I can't believe they really said these things.
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse
and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her
mother.
3. Paul Hamm, gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.
4. Boxing analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again.
6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew.
8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . .
oh my God, what have I just said?
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Speaking of kissing balls; Arnold Palmer's wife was on Johnny Carson and he asked her if she did anything for good luck before Arnold played a round. She said she kissed his balls. Without hesitation, Carson replyed, "I bet that makes his putter stand up." She walked off and the lawyers were in touch the next day.
The video of these other comments must be posted. Hard to beleive. Even Leno's writers would have trouble coming up with these.
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