Through Eagle's eyes...

Some observations from an Anonymous source we'll just call.... Eagle:

Couple of "Code name: Eagle's" final observations:

n Synchronized swimming and rhythmic gymnastics teams – same women – I swear. Never saw them in the same room together. Tight hair pulled back in a bun – hooker make-up – dominatrix attitude.

On the other hand – did you see what they do? Amazing. They pull themselves out of the water – I thought you had to have a fish tail to do that – like Flipper.

n I wonder if Pau Gasol will be ok with Kobe when the new season starts after Kobe sent his ass flying 10 feet – and unless they didn't show it – I didn't see Kobe offer a hand up or "sorry". But my first thought was "that's why the Lakers got beat with him".

n You're 100% right about attitude. Look at the USA Basketball Multi-Millionaires jumping up and down like kids after they won. I've NEVER seen anything like that after an NBA Championship. Or Roger Federer arguably the greatest tennis player ever – crying on the medal stand because he won Switzerland's first ever medal – a Gold in DOUBLES no less. Didn't matter.

n What the fuck did Lebron James throw up in the air after the game? Ashes? Is that the new thing? Misty May did the same thing with her mom's ashes – to which I say "euwwwww"

n US Men's Volleyball Gold – what a great inspirational story.

n We have to get into who is hottest girl and hottest team. I'm amazed at how great some of the water sports athletes look with their hair dryed. I do have a vote for ugliest female sport – Discus. The American 7 foot giant homely girl won and she was the best looking one on the podium.